Good morning Phoenix! We made it to the weekend!! Hope you have some good plans lined up. While you're at it, don't forget to wish Angela Lanman a very happy birthday!!
Pop Culture Trivia for April 12, 2014
1945: President Franklin Roosevelt died.
1955: The polio vaccine of Dr. Jonas Salk was called "safe, effective, and potent."
1961: Soviet cosmonaut Yuri A. Gagarin became the first human in space and also the first human to orbit the earth in a spacecraft.
1981: The first space shuttle, Columbia, took its first test flight.
1983: Harold Washington was elected Chicago’s first African-American mayor.
1999: Arkansas federal judge Susan Webber Wright found President Clinton in contempt of court for lying about his relationship with Monica Lewinsky.
1945: President Franklin Roosevelt died.
1955: The polio vaccine of Dr. Jonas Salk was called "safe, effective, and potent."
1961: Soviet cosmonaut Yuri A. Gagarin became the first human in space and also the first human to orbit the earth in a spacecraft.
1981: The first space shuttle, Columbia, took its first test flight.
1983: Harold Washington was elected Chicago’s first African-American mayor.
1999: Arkansas federal judge Susan Webber Wright found President Clinton in contempt of court for lying about his relationship with Monica Lewinsky.
Joke of the Day:
A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and the only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?"
"That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest. "But I think I can help. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."
The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and quietly praying in their cage. The woman put her two female parrots in the cage with the male parrots. The females said, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?"
One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed "Put those beads away, our prayers have been answered!"
A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and the only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?"
"That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest. "But I think I can help. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."
The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and quietly praying in their cage. The woman put her two female parrots in the cage with the male parrots. The females said, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?"
One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed "Put those beads away, our prayers have been answered!"
Quote of the Day:
"There is always death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year."
"There is always death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year."
Random Daily Factoid:
The IRS employees tax manual has instructions for collecting taxes after a nuclear war.
The IRS employees tax manual has instructions for collecting taxes after a nuclear war.
Today's prank is a good one - line up these cups (I'd fill some of them with water or something) then bang on the door, yell fire and run like hell. LOL!!!
Don't forget to enter our prank contest, and have a fangtastic day! Brock
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