April 5
Good morning Phoenix! Have you all recovered from FAP? *grins*
Pop Culture Trivia for April 5, 2014
► 1614 - In Virginia, Native American Pocahontas married English colonist John Rolfe.
► 1994 - Lead Singer of Nirvana, Kurt Cobain committed suicide, and is found three days later.
► 2006 - The first case of H5N1 avian flu was confirmed in the UK after tests on a dead swan found in Cellardyke, Fife.
► 1614 - In Virginia, Native American Pocahontas married English colonist John Rolfe.
► 1994 - Lead Singer of Nirvana, Kurt Cobain committed suicide, and is found three days later.
► 2006 - The first case of H5N1 avian flu was confirmed in the UK after tests on a dead swan found in Cellardyke, Fife.
Joke of the Day:
A hunter saves an Indian chief being chased by a grizzly bear in the woods. The chief invites the hunter back to his camp to celebrate and reward the hunter for saving his life.
At the celebration, the Indian chief says to the hunter, "I have a special surprise for you: 500 of my prettiest Indian maidens. You look at all of them and choose one. She will be your wife."
The chief clapped his hands and 500 young, beautiful Indian maidens appeared, topless, before them. With closer inspection, the hunter notices that none of them have nipples on their breasts.
"Why don't these maidens have nipples on their breasts?" he asks the chief.
The chief turns to the hunter with surprise: “What -- you've never heard of the Indian Nipple-less 500?"
A hunter saves an Indian chief being chased by a grizzly bear in the woods. The chief invites the hunter back to his camp to celebrate and reward the hunter for saving his life.
At the celebration, the Indian chief says to the hunter, "I have a special surprise for you: 500 of my prettiest Indian maidens. You look at all of them and choose one. She will be your wife."
The chief clapped his hands and 500 young, beautiful Indian maidens appeared, topless, before them. With closer inspection, the hunter notices that none of them have nipples on their breasts.
"Why don't these maidens have nipples on their breasts?" he asks the chief.
The chief turns to the hunter with surprise: “What -- you've never heard of the Indian Nipple-less 500?"
Quote of the Day:
Do you want to feel the breath of one near you? Do you want to feel them touching you and petting you? Take public transit.
Do you want to feel the breath of one near you? Do you want to feel them touching you and petting you? Take public transit.
Random Daily Factoid:
Only male fireflies can fly.
Only male fireflies can fly.
Have a fangtastic day and enjoy the step-by-step instructions for this prank. Brock
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