Good morning and TGIF Phoenix! Is your Christmas shopping done? If so, come do mine. LOL!
If not, here’s some Christmas humor to keep a smile on your face while you brave the stores this weekend:
• Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
• What do you call a snowman in the tropics? Lost.
• Why doesn’t Santa have any children? He only comes one a year, and that’s down the chimney.
• Why did the snowman have a smile on his face? Because the snow blower was coming down the block.
• Why is Santa Claus always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
• How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike? They both have ornamental balls.
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