Jul 15
Good morning Phoenix! It's Tuesday, so we must have survived Monday… whew! Hope you have a fun day ahead.
Trivia for today:
I'm sure you all know that the birthstone for July is a ruby. But did you know that the only natural gemstone that is harder than a ruby is a diamond?
I'm sure you all know that the birthstone for July is a ruby. But did you know that the only natural gemstone that is harder than a ruby is a diamond?
Joke for Today:
P. Diddy, Britney Spears, and Eminem all die and go to hell. The devil took Britney in his hands and she melted into a puddle. Then he took P. Diddy in his hands and he melted into a puddle. Then he took Eminem into his hands, but he didn't melt. The devil said, "Why didn't you melt like the other two?"
He said, "Because Eminem melts in your mouth, not your hands."
P. Diddy, Britney Spears, and Eminem all die and go to hell. The devil took Britney in his hands and she melted into a puddle. Then he took P. Diddy in his hands and he melted into a puddle. Then he took Eminem into his hands, but he didn't melt. The devil said, "Why didn't you melt like the other two?"
He said, "Because Eminem melts in your mouth, not your hands."
Quote for Today:
The future will soon be a thing of the past. George Carlin
The future will soon be a thing of the past. George Carlin
Random Daily Factoid:
There are over 58 million dogs in the US.
There are over 58 million dogs in the US.
Adrenaline Junkie Rush for Today:
Disclaimer: You know the drill. Phoenix does not endorse these activities and will not be held liable if you are dumb enough to go and try them.
Disclaimer: You know the drill. Phoenix does not endorse these activities and will not be held liable if you are dumb enough to go and try them.
Train Surfing: This is typically considered to be related to elevator surfing because the same people that do one often get involved in doing the other. The experience, however, is entirely different. As you might have guessed, this involves getting on to the top of a train and riding it as it speeds down the tracks. Again, it’s dangerous and illegal but that’s really what finding fun, cheap adrenaline rushes is all about.
Have a fangtastic day! Brock
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