Good afternoon Phoenix – damn - *looks at cell phone* It's Monday again. How'd that happen? Oh well….
Trivia for Today:
On this day in 1925, in the "Monkey Trial", John T. Scopes was found guilty of violating Tennessee state law by teaching evolution.
On this day in 1925, in the "Monkey Trial", John T. Scopes was found guilty of violating Tennessee state law by teaching evolution.
Joke for Today:
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime -- Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?"
Johnny grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I've made $20!"
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime -- Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?"
Johnny grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I've made $20!"
Quote for Today:
It isn't fair: the caterpillar does all the work, and the butterfly gets all the glory. – George Carlin
It isn't fair: the caterpillar does all the work, and the butterfly gets all the glory. – George Carlin
Random Daily Factoid:
Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel, "Gadsby", which contains over 60,000 words – none of them with the letter E!
Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel, "Gadsby", which contains over 60,000 words – none of them with the letter E!
Daily Adrenaline Rush:
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Airsoft: Participants eliminate opponents by hitting each other with spherical non-metallic pellets launched via replica firearms. Gameplay varies in style and composition but often range from short-term skirmishes, organized scenarios, military simulations, or historical reenactments. Airsoft began in Japan in the 1970's.
The minimum safe level of gear required to participate includes a pair of Ballistic eye wear goggles to protect the eyes. Full face masks cover the entire face, protecting the forehead, teeth, chin, and ears.
Please wish Marijke Wygerse a very Happy Birthday! We love you doll! Hope it's a great day!
Have a fangtastic day everyone! Brock
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