Good morning Phoenix family and friends! TGIF! And the
Halloween countdown continues…..
Speaking of countdowns, here’s a good top 10 for you:
Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex
10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in
the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go back at it
again.
8. The stranger you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave it to
you.
6. Person you are with doesn't fantasize you're someone
else, you already are.
5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last nine months.
4. If you wear leather and chains, no one thinks you're
kinky.
3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning from over-indulging.
1. If you don't get what you want at one place, you can
always go next door to get more!
I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of
Halloween...
Three vampires went into a bar and sat down.
The barmaid came over to take their orders. "And what
would you, er,
Gentlemen like tonight?"
The first vampire said, "I'll have a mug of
blood."
The second vampire said, "I'll have a mug of
blood."
The third vampire shook his head at his companions and said,
"I will have a glass of plasma."
The barmaid wrote down each order, went to the bar and
called to the bartender, "Two bloods and a blood light."
Have a fangtastic day my friends! Consider yourselves
hugged!
<3 Brock V"""V
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