Good morning Phoenix! It's time for some Friday funnies to
start out the weekend. Remember, it's Friday the 13th, so have fun!
An elderly man in San Francisco calls his son in New York
and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your
mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son
screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any
longer," the old man says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of
talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and
he hangs up.
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the
phone. "Like hell they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll
take care of this." She calls California immediately, and screams at the
old man, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I
get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until
then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone, too, and turns to his wife.
"Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving. Now what do
we tell them for Christmas?"
Have a fangtastic day everyone! <3 Brock V"""V
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