Welcome to Friday Funnies Phoenix! We made it to the
weekend..... now to get through the day.....!
Things to Do to Liven Up Thanksgiving Dinner
1. Load your plate up high, then take it to the kitchen,
toss it all in the blender, and take your "shake" back to the table.
Announce that it's the new Thanksgiving Weight Loss Shake.
2. When everyone goes around to say what they are Thankful
for, say, "I'm thankful I didn't get caught" and refuse to say
anything more.
3. Bring along old recorded football games, pop them in the
VCR when Dad's not looking. Make sure it is set to the last two minutes of the
game. When he comes into the room, turn off the VCR and turn on the regular TV.
4. Bring a date that only talks about the tragic and abusive
conditions known to exist at turkey farms.
5. During mid-meal turn to mom and say, "See mom, I
told you they wouldn't notice that the Turkey was past expiration date. You
were worried for nothing."
Have a fangtastic day everyone!
<3 Brock V"""V
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