BB 11/25/15

Good morning Phoenix and welcome to Wacky Wednesday! As it is the day before Thanksgiving here in the US, here’s some recipes to cook your holiday turkey as interpreted by kindergarten students…. Caution – Phoenix is not responsible should you attempt to follow these recipes.

• Russell - you cut the turkey up and put it in the oven for ten minutes and 300 degrees. You put gravy on it and eat it.

• Geremy - You buy the turkey and take the paper off. Then you put it in the refrigerator and take it back out and cut it with a knife and make sure all the wires are out and take out the neck and heart. Then you put it in a big pan and cook it for half an hour at 80 degrees. Then you invite people over and eat.

• Meghan H. - You cut it into 16 pieces and then you leave it in the oven for 15 minutes and 4 degrees. you take it out and let it cool and then after 5 minutes, then you eat it.

• Danny - You put some salt on it to make it taste good. Then you put it in the oven. Then you cook it for an hour at 5 degrees. Then you eat it.

• Brandon - First you buy it at Fred Meyer. Then you cut it up and cook it for 15 hours at 200 degrees. Then you take it out and eat it.

• Grace - First you add some salt. Then you put it in a bowl. Then you put brown sugar on it. Then you mix it all together with a spoon and then you add some milk and mix it again. And then you put it in a pan. Then you put it in the oven for 15 minutes and 16 degrees. Then you take it out of the oven and then you eat it.

• Alan - First you shoot it and then you cut it. And then you put it in the oven and cook it for 10 minutes and 20 degrees. You put it on plates and then you eat it.

• Sean - Put it in the oven for 5 minutes at 55 degrees. Take it out and eat it.

• Lauren - First you find a turkey and kill it. Cut it open. Put it in a pan. Pour milk in the pan. Put a little chicken with it. Put salsa on it. Take out of pan. Put it on the board. Cut into little pieces. Put on a rack. Put in the oven for 7 minutes at 10 degrees. Take out of the oven and put eensy weensy bit of sugar on it. Put a little more salsa on it. Then you eat it.

And now for the side dishes:

• Christopher - Pumpkin Pie - First you buy a pumpkin and smash it. Then it is all done. And you cook it in the oven for 12 minutes and 4 degrees. Then you eat it.

• Jennie – Corn - My mom buys it. Then you throw it. Then you cook it. Then you eat it.

• Christa – Cookies - Buy some dough and smash it and cut them out. Then put them in the oven for 2 hours at 100 degrees. Then take them out and dry them off. Then it's time to eat them.

• Nicholas - White and Brown Pudding - First you read the wrapper. Get a piece of water. Stir. Then you eat it.

Enjoy!!

Have a fangtastic day my friends. If you are traveling for the holiday, we wish you safe travels.

<3 Brock V"""V