Good
morning Phoenix! How are you? It’s time for the last pre-Halloween
Top 10 list. This one is a good one. You might just want to skip over
it if you are afraid of…. *drum roll* CLOWNS!!
I bring you the Top 10 Scariest Clown Sightings!
10: Chainsaw Clown, Quebec, Canada. Man in a clown suit wielding a chainsaw walks out on the road in front of a car. Luckily, he can’t get the chainsaw started right away, and by the time he does, the occupants of the car have done some serious high speed reversing.
9: Leaning Clown, Florida Clown standing in the brush alongside the road just staring at the occupants of a car. The people in the car pretend they’re in the Daytona 500 at that point and scram.
8: The 12 Camera Clown, Texas This clown appeared at a home that had a total of 12 security cameras. It first appears trying to open the front door holding a knife. It then goes by the garage, through the gate, and into the back garden, still holding the knife. He then tries the back door to no avail. The footage ends with the clown heading back towards the garage.
7: The Cornfield Clown, Indiana This video was uploaded by a student at Indiana University that heard reports of a clown on the outskirts of town. He gets out of the car and explores the cornfield, and seeing nothing, drives off, only to look in his side mirror and see the clown standing in the middle of the road.
6: The Machete Wielding Menace, Sparks NV Two men in a car come upon a clown in a white mask holding a machete and standing perfectly still. The commentary in the video is actually pretty hilarious.
5: The Lancashire Clown, Lancashire England A man caught a clown standing under a streetlight in front of his house. He continues to stand there, even while the man and his mother hurl verbal abuse at him, then he slinks off into the shadows.
4: The Knock Knock Clown, Topeka KS Caught on CCTV outside a house holding a machete. The clown spots the camera, and smiles.
3: The Car Wash Clown, Boston, MA The clown just stands in the bay of the car wash, then begins to tilt its head creepily, and does an eerie wave. At that point, the person doing the filming hightails it out of there.
2: Pumpkin Smash Clown, Jacksonville FL This one is another caught on CCTV. He shows up in a creepy clown outfit bearing a bunch of balloons. Then he drops them and picks up a pumpkin. Looking into the camera, he then begins to smash the pumpkin to bits with his bare hands.
1: Free Hugs Clown, Agawam, MA A clown on the sidewalk in a horrifying mask holding a bunch of balloons and holding a sign saying “Free Hugs”, as in free hugs with a knife in the back.
Now, after reading all this, have a fangtastic day my friends!
<3 Brock V"""V
I bring you the Top 10 Scariest Clown Sightings!
10: Chainsaw Clown, Quebec, Canada. Man in a clown suit wielding a chainsaw walks out on the road in front of a car. Luckily, he can’t get the chainsaw started right away, and by the time he does, the occupants of the car have done some serious high speed reversing.
9: Leaning Clown, Florida Clown standing in the brush alongside the road just staring at the occupants of a car. The people in the car pretend they’re in the Daytona 500 at that point and scram.
8: The 12 Camera Clown, Texas This clown appeared at a home that had a total of 12 security cameras. It first appears trying to open the front door holding a knife. It then goes by the garage, through the gate, and into the back garden, still holding the knife. He then tries the back door to no avail. The footage ends with the clown heading back towards the garage.
7: The Cornfield Clown, Indiana This video was uploaded by a student at Indiana University that heard reports of a clown on the outskirts of town. He gets out of the car and explores the cornfield, and seeing nothing, drives off, only to look in his side mirror and see the clown standing in the middle of the road.
6: The Machete Wielding Menace, Sparks NV Two men in a car come upon a clown in a white mask holding a machete and standing perfectly still. The commentary in the video is actually pretty hilarious.
5: The Lancashire Clown, Lancashire England A man caught a clown standing under a streetlight in front of his house. He continues to stand there, even while the man and his mother hurl verbal abuse at him, then he slinks off into the shadows.
4: The Knock Knock Clown, Topeka KS Caught on CCTV outside a house holding a machete. The clown spots the camera, and smiles.
3: The Car Wash Clown, Boston, MA The clown just stands in the bay of the car wash, then begins to tilt its head creepily, and does an eerie wave. At that point, the person doing the filming hightails it out of there.
2: Pumpkin Smash Clown, Jacksonville FL This one is another caught on CCTV. He shows up in a creepy clown outfit bearing a bunch of balloons. Then he drops them and picks up a pumpkin. Looking into the camera, he then begins to smash the pumpkin to bits with his bare hands.
1: Free Hugs Clown, Agawam, MA A clown on the sidewalk in a horrifying mask holding a bunch of balloons and holding a sign saying “Free Hugs”, as in free hugs with a knife in the back.
Now, after reading all this, have a fangtastic day my friends!
<3 Brock V"""V
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