Brock's Broadcasts: April 2014

Wednesday, April 30, 2014

4.30.14

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Good morning Phoenix! Welcome to our newest members - we hope you enjoy! Thanks to all who entered our prank contest. Stay tuned - the winning prank will be announced soon! *weg* It has been a blast posting a prank a day! Hope you all enjoyed it.

Pop Culture Trivia for April 30, 2014
In Celtic tradition, the night of April 30 was thought of as the darkest of the year, when witches flew to frighten, spawning evil throughout the land. In response, people pounded on kettles, slammed doors, cracked whips, rang church bells and made all the noise they could to scare off the corruption they imagined to be moving on the moist air.
They lit bonfires and torches and witch- proofed their houses with spring boughs. Such vigils were kept throughout the night until the rising of the May-dawn.

Joke of the Day:
Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of the world a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad:" That happens in every country, son."

Quote of the Day:
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment. George Carlin

Random Daily Factoid:
Linen is actually stronger when wet.

This prank is way epic.... ewww....

Have a fangtastic day! Brock

Good morning Phoenix! Welcome to our newest members - we hope you enjoy! Thanks to all who entered our prank contest. Stay tuned - the winning prank will be announced soon! *weg* It has been a blast posting a prank a day! Hope you all enjoyed it.

Pop Culture Trivia for April 30, 2014
In Celtic tradition, the night of April 30 was thought of as the darkest of the year, when witches flew to frighten, spawning evil throughout the land. In response, people pounded on kettles, slammed doors, cracked whips, rang church bells and made all the noise they could to scare off the corruption they imagined to be moving on the moist air.
They lit bonfires and torches and witch- proofed their houses with spring boughs. Such vigils were kept throughout the night until the rising of the May-dawn.

Joke of the Day:
Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of the world a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad:" That happens in every country, son."

Quote of the Day:
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment. George Carlin

Random Daily Factoid:
Linen is actually stronger when wet.

This prank is way epic.... ewww....

Have a fangtastic day! <3 Brock

Tuesday, April 29, 2014

4.29.14

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April 29

Good morning Phoenix! Hope everyone is safe and sound today.

Pop Culture Trivia for April 29, 2014
1980: Film director Alfred Hitchcock died at age of 80.
1992: A Los Angeles jury acquitted four police officers accused of beating Rodney King. Massive rioting and looting ensued.
2011: Kate Middleton marries Prince William in a lavish royal wedding at Westminster Abbey in London.

Joke of the Day:
A man is participating in a golf tournament. He was left to golf with just his caddy. On his tee-off, the golfer's ball lands in a patch of buttercups. The caddy tells the golfer he can take the ball onto the course, and he won't take a one stroke penalty. However, the golfer refuses and takes the ball out of the buttercups and takes the stroke penalty. Suddenly, Mother Nature appears.
"What you just did was amazing. I am so proud that you enjoy nature and all of its beauty. For your reward, I will give you a lifetime supply of butter."
"Thanks," says the man. "But where were you last week when my ball landed in the pussywillows?"

Quote of the Day:
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.” George Carlin *and Niko is so glad they were invented…..*

Random Daily Factoid:
In Mel Brooks' 'Silent Movie,' mime Marcel Marceau is the only person who has a speaking role.

This prank is a good one - wish I'd thought of it when we still had snow on the ground! *grins*

Have a fangtastic day! Brock

Good morning Phoenix! Hope everyone is safe and sound today.

Pop Culture Trivia for April 29, 2014
1980: Film director Alfred Hitchcock died at age of 80.
1992: A Los Angeles jury acquitted four police officers accused of beating Rodney King. Massive rioting and looting ensued.
2011: Kate Middleton marries Prince William in a lavish royal wedding at Westminster Abbey in London.

Joke of the Day:
A man is participating in a golf tournament. He was left to golf with just his caddy. On his tee-off, the golfer's ball lands in a patch of buttercups. The caddy tells the golfer he can take the ball onto the course, and he won't take a one stroke penalty. However, the golfer refuses and takes the ball out of the buttercups and takes the stroke penalty. Suddenly, Mother Nature appears.
"What you just did was amazing. I am so proud that you enjoy nature and all of its beauty. For your reward, I will give you a lifetime supply of butter."
"Thanks," says the man. "But where were you last week when my ball landed in the pussywillows?"

Quote of the Day:
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.” George Carlin *and Niko is so glad they were invented…..*

Random Daily Factoid:
In Mel Brooks' 'Silent Movie,' mime Marcel Marceau is the only person who has a speaking role.

This prank is a good one - wish I'd thought of it when we still had snow on the ground! *grins*

Have a fangtastic day! <3 Brock

Monday, April 28, 2014

4.28.14

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April 28

Good morning Phoenix - Monday has unfortunately returned! Pop in here to get your daily dose of awesomeness!

Pop Culture Trivia for April 28, 2014
1967: Boxing champion Muhammad Ali refused to be inducted into the Army.
1992: The U.S. Dept. of Agriculture unveiled its first “food pyramid.”
2001: Dennis Tito became the first space tourist.
2004: The Abu Ghraib prison abuse scandal first comes to light when graphic photos of U.S. soldiers physically abusing and humiliating Iraqi prisoners were shown on CBS's 60 Minutes II.

Joke of the Day:
Two boys argue over whose parents are better.
The first boy says, "My dad's better than your dad."
The other boy says, "Well, my mom is better than your mom."
The first boy pauses, "I guess you're right. My dad says the same thing."

Quote of the Day:
If you don’t care where you are, then you ain’t lost.

Random Daily Factoid:
The ancient Egyptians bought jewelry for their pet crocodiles.

This prank is a good one - especially since it's a rainy day today.... *grins*
All you need is some super waxy crayons, a rainy day, and a target!

Have a fangtastic day! Brock

Good morning Phoenix - Monday has unfortunately returned! Pop in here to get your daily dose of awesomeness!

Pop Culture Trivia for April 28, 2014
1967: Boxing champion Muhammad Ali refused to be inducted into the Army.
1992: The U.S. Dept. of Agriculture unveiled its first “food pyramid.”
2001: Dennis Tito became the first space tourist.
2004: The Abu Ghraib prison abuse scandal first comes to light when graphic photos of U.S. soldiers physically abusing and humiliating Iraqi prisoners were shown on CBS's 60 Minutes II.

Joke of the Day:
Two boys argue over whose parents are better.
The first boy says, "My dad's better than your dad."
The other boy says, "Well, my mom is better than your mom."
The first boy pauses, "I guess you're right. My dad says the same thing."

Quote of the Day:
If you don’t care where you are, then you ain’t lost.

Random Daily Factoid:
The ancient Egyptians bought jewelry for their pet crocodiles.

This prank is a good one - especially since it's a rainy day today.... *grins*
All you need is some super waxy crayons, a rainy day, and a target!

Have a fangtastic day! <3 Brock

Sunday, April 27, 2014

4.27.14

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April 27

Good morning Phoenix! Hope you have a delightful Sunday planned. I'm sure I will.... *weg*

Pop Culture Trivia for April 27, 2014
1983: Pitcher Nolan Ryan surpassed Walter Johnson’s strikeout record—one that had held since 1927.
1987: Austrian president Kurt Waldheim was barred from entering the United States. He was accused of aiding in the execution of thousands of Jews in World War II.
1993: Eritrea declared itself independent.

Joke of the Day:
A man in the grocery store notices a woman with a three-year-old girl in her cart. As they pass the cookie section, the little girl screams for cookies. The mother says, "Now Missy, we only have a few more aisles to go -- don't throw a fit. It won't be long."
In the candy aisle, the little girl whines for candy. The mother says, "There, there, Missy, don't cry. Two more aisles and we'll be checking out."
When they get to the checkout stand, the little girl howls for the gum. The mother says, reassuringly, "Missy, we'll be done in five minutes, and then you can go home and have a bottle and a nice snooze."
In the parking lot, the man stops the woman to compliment her. "I couldn't help noticing how patient you were with little Missy," he says.
The mother sighs, "Oh, no -- my little girl's name is Francine. I'm Missy."

Quote of the Day:
Today I beat my personal best for "most days alive". Doin' it again tomorrow, I hope! Anonymous

Random Daily Factoid:
When the moon is closest the Earth it's at its Perigee. Peri comes from Greek meaning "close." Gee is from Gaega for "earth." The opposite of Perigee is Apogee, meaning farther point from Earth.

Enjoy today's prank - this one could be a lot of fun!

Have a fangtastic Sinful Sunday my friends! Brock

Good morning Phoenix! Hope you have a delightful Sunday planned. I'm sure I will.... *weg*

Pop Culture Trivia for April 27, 2014
1983: Pitcher Nolan Ryan surpassed Walter Johnson’s strikeout record—one that had held since 1927.
1987: Austrian president Kurt Waldheim was barred from entering the United States. He was accused of aiding in the execution of thousands of Jews in World War II.
1993: Eritrea declared itself independent.

Joke of the Day:
A man in the grocery store notices a woman with a three-year-old girl in her cart. As they pass the cookie section, the little girl screams for cookies. The mother says, "Now Missy, we only have a few more aisles to go -- don't throw a fit. It won't be long."
In the candy aisle, the little girl whines for candy. The mother says, "There, there, Missy, don't cry. Two more aisles and we'll be checking out."
When they get to the checkout stand, the little girl howls for the gum. The mother says, reassuringly, "Missy, we'll be done in five minutes, and then you can go home and have a bottle and a nice snooze."
In the parking lot, the man stops the woman to compliment her. "I couldn't help noticing how patient you were with little Missy," he says.
The mother sighs, "Oh, no -- my little girl's name is Francine. I'm Missy."

Quote of the Day:
Today I beat my personal best for "most days alive". Doin' it again tomorrow, I hope! Anonymous

Random Daily Factoid:
When the moon is closest the Earth it's at its Perigee. Peri comes from Greek meaning "close." Gee is from Gaega for "earth." The opposite of Perigee is Apogee, meaning farther point from Earth.

Enjoy today's prank - this one could be a lot of fun!

Have a fangtastic Sinful Sunday my friends! <3 Brock

Saturday, April 26, 2014

4.26.14

Brock Breed‎MB Phoenix Fan Page

Welcome to the weekend Phoenix! Got any good plans? If not, come and play with us.... *weg* Oh - and it is Elijah's birthday - so hit him up! I hear he loves to poke... LOL

Pop Culture Trivia for April 26, 2014
1986: The worst nuclear power plant accident in history occurred at Chernobyl, near Kiev, U.S.S.R.
1994: The first multi-racial elections were held in South Africa.
2000: Vermont Governor Howard Dean signed the nation's first bill allowing same-sex couples to form civil unions.

Joke of the Day:
An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing in Scotland when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness Monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat at least a hundred feet into the air. It then opened its mouth waiting below to swallow them both.
As the man sailed head over heels and started to fall towards the open jaws of the ferocious beast he cried out, "Oh, my God! Help me!"
Suddenly, the scene froze in place and as the atheist hung in midair a booming voice came out of the clouds and said, "I thought you didn't believe in Me!"
"God, come on, give me a break!" the man pleaded, "Just seconds ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster either!"
"Well," said God, "now that you are a believer, you must understand that I won't work miracles to snatch you from certain death in the jaws of the monster, but I can change hearts.
What would you have me do?"
The atheist thinks for a minute then says, "God, please have the Loch Ness Monster believe in You also.
"God replies, "So be it."
The scene starts in motion again with the atheist falling towards the ravenous jaws of the monster. The Loch Ness Monster folds his claws together and says, "Lord, bless this food You have so graciously provided . . ."

Quote of the Day:
Beer: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. Homer Simpson

Random Daily Factoid:
In the United States, deaf people have safer driving records than hearing people!

Today's prank is a good one. Hit up the yard of a neighbor you don't like... ROFL!

Have a fangtastic day! Brock

Welcome to the weekend Phoenix! Got any good plans? If not, come and play with us.... *weg* Oh - and it is Elijah's birthday - so hit him up! I hear he loves to poke... LOL

Pop Culture Trivia for April 26, 2014
1986: The worst nuclear power plant accident in history occurred at Chernobyl, near Kiev, U.S.S.R.
1994: The first multi-racial elections were held in South Africa.
2000: Vermont Governor Howard Dean signed the nation's first bill allowing same-sex couples to form civil unions.

Joke of the Day:
An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing in Scotland when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness Monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat at least a hundred feet into the air. It then opened its mouth waiting below to swallow them both.
As the man sailed head over heels and started to fall towards the open jaws of the ferocious beast he cried out, "Oh, my God! Help me!"
Suddenly, the scene froze in place and as the atheist hung in midair a booming voice came out of the clouds and said, "I thought you didn't believe in Me!"
"God, come on, give me a break!" the man pleaded, "Just seconds ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster either!"
"Well," said God, "now that you are a believer, you must understand that I won't work miracles to snatch you from certain death in the jaws of the monster, but I can change hearts.
What would you have me do?"
The atheist thinks for a minute then says, "God, please have the Loch Ness Monster believe in You also.
"God replies, "So be it."
The scene starts in motion again with the atheist falling towards the ravenous jaws of the monster. The Loch Ness Monster folds his claws together and says, "Lord, bless this food You have so graciously provided . . ."

Quote of the Day:
Beer: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. Homer Simpson

Random Daily Factoid:
In the United States, deaf people have safer driving records than hearing people!

Today's prank is a good one. Hit up the yard of a neighbor you don't like... ROFL!

Have a fangtastic day! <3 Brock

Friday, April 25, 2014

4.25.14

Brock Breed‎MB Phoenix Fan Page

Good morning and welcome to a wet Friday Phoenix! Any good weekend plans?

Pop Culture Trivia for April 25, 2014
1953: The Francis Crick and James Watson article describing the double helix of DNA is published in the magazine Nature.
1959: The St. Lawrence Seaway opened to shipping.
1990: Violeta Barrios de Chamorro was inaugurated as president of Nicaragua.
1992: Islamic forces took over most of Kabul, Afghanistan after the Soviet-controlled government collapsed.
2003: The Georgia legislature voted to scrap the "Confederate flag" design from its state flag.

Joke of the Day:
The owner of a large factory decided to make a surprise visit and check up on his staff. Walking though the plant, he noticed a young man leaning lazily against a post.
"Just how much are you being paid a week?" said the owner angrily.
"Three hundred bucks," replied the young man.
Taking out a fold of bills from his wallet, the owner counted out $300, slapped the money into the boy's hands, and said "Here's a week's pay -- now get out and don't come back!"
Turning to one of the supervisors, he said "How long has that lazy bum been working here anyway?"
"He doesn't work here," said the supervisor. "He was just here to deliver a pizza!"

Quote of the Day:
I think it's funny when our cats hide under the bed when they're scared. I'm like "you idiot, that's the first place monsters go!"

Random Daily Factoid:
A group of frogs is called an army.

This particular prank is sure to get a good reaction! LOL!

Have a fangtastic day and don't forget to pre-order Mathias' story! Brock

Good morning and welcome to a wet Friday Phoenix! Any good weekend plans?

Pop Culture Trivia for April 25, 2014
1953: The Francis Crick and James Watson article describing the double helix of DNA is published in the magazine Nature.
1959: The St. Lawrence Seaway opened to shipping.
1990: Violeta Barrios de Chamorro was inaugurated as president of Nicaragua.
1992: Islamic forces took over most of Kabul, Afghanistan after the Soviet-controlled government collapsed.
2003: The Georgia legislature voted to scrap the "Confederate flag" design from its state flag.

Joke of the Day:
The owner of a large factory decided to make a surprise visit and check up on his staff. Walking though the plant, he noticed a young man leaning lazily against a post.
"Just how much are you being paid a week?" said the owner angrily.
"Three hundred bucks," replied the young man.
Taking out a fold of bills from his wallet, the owner counted out $300, slapped the money into the boy's hands, and said "Here's a week's pay -- now get out and don't come back!"
Turning to one of the supervisors, he said "How long has that lazy bum been working here anyway?"
"He doesn't work here," said the supervisor. "He was just here to deliver a pizza!"

Quote of the Day:
I think it's funny when our cats hide under the bed when they're scared. I'm like "you idiot, that's the first place monsters go!"

Random Daily Factoid:
A group of frogs is called an army.

This particular prank is sure to get a good reaction! LOL!

Have a fangtastic day and don't forget to pre-order Mathias' story! <3 Brock

Thursday, April 24, 2014

4.24.14

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April 24

Good morning Phoenix - time to rise and shine! One more day till the weekend!

Pop Culture Trivia for April 24, 2014
1953: Winston Churchill was knighted by Queen Elizabeth II.
1990: The shuttle Discovery blasted off with the Hubble Space Telescope.

Joke of the Day:
3 Irish monks have passed all tests, except for one. It is the test of purity. So the other monks tie bells to their dicks and put them in a room with a naked chick. She dances in front of the first one, and, sure enough, he goes 'ding-ding!'
"Go take a cold shower, now!" she commands, and he goes to take a shower. So she dances in front of the next one, and, after a couple of minutes, he goes 'ding-ding!'
"Go take a cold shower with your brother!" she yells, and he leaves. Now she goes to the last one, dancing in front of him. He doesnt ring. The woman nods.
"Good, you've passed. Go take a shower with your brothers."
"Ding-ding!"

Quote of the Day:
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. George Burns

Random Daily Factoid:
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

This prank guarantees to be a messy one...

Have a fangtastic day my friends! Brock

Good morning Phoenix - time to rise and shine! One more day till the weekend!

Pop Culture Trivia for April 24, 2014
1953: Winston Churchill was knighted by Queen Elizabeth II.
1990: The shuttle Discovery blasted off with the Hubble Space Telescope.

Joke of the Day:
3 Irish monks have passed all tests, except for one. It is the test of purity. So the other monks tie bells to their dicks and put them in a room with a naked chick. She dances in front of the first one, and, sure enough, he goes 'ding-ding!'
"Go take a cold shower, now!" she commands, and he goes to take a shower. So she dances in front of the next one, and, after a couple of minutes, he goes 'ding-ding!'
"Go take a cold shower with your brother!" she yells, and he leaves. Now she goes to the last one, dancing in front of him. He doesnt ring. The woman nods.
"Good, you've passed. Go take a shower with your brothers."
"Ding-ding!"

Quote of the Day:
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. George Burns

Random Daily Factoid:
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

This prank guarantees to be a messy one...

Have a fangtastic day my friends! <3 Brock

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Wednesday, April 30, 2014

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Monday, April 28, 2014

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Sunday, April 27, 2014

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Saturday, April 26, 2014

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Friday, April 25, 2014

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Thursday, April 24, 2014

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