Good morning People of Phoenix! It’s the day before
Halloween, and all through the house….. oops. Wrong poem.
Anyway, TGIF! Here’s some Friday Halloween funnies for you.
Enjoy!
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. The
wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He,
being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to
take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need of his good time being
spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened
without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. In as
much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would
have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with
him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the
dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and copping a little feel
here and a little kiss there.
His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe
herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff
that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he
was her husband. Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she
agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went
home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what
kind of a time he had had. He said, “Oh the same old thing. You know I never
have a good time when you’re not there.”
Then she asked, “Did you dance much?”
He replied, “I’ll tell you, I never even danced one dance.
When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into
the den and played poker all evening. But I’ll tell you… The guy I loaned my
costume to sure had a really good time!”
A daring vacationer is walking through a graveyard on
Halloween when all of a sudden she hears music. No one is around, so she starts
looking to see where it’s coming from.
She finally locates the source and finds it is coming from a
grave with a headstone that reads, “Ludwig van Beethoven.”
Then she realizes that the music is the Ninth Symphony and
it is being played backward. Puzzled, she leaves the graveyard and persuades a
friend to return with her.
By the time they arrive back at the grave, the music has
changed. This time it is the Seventh Symphony, but it is also being played
backward.
Curious, the ladies agree to consult a music scholar. When
they return with the expert, the Fifth Symphony is playing and the expert
concludes that the symphonies are in fact being played in reverse order.
By the next day the word spread and a huge group gathered
around the grave to hear the Second Symphony being played backward. Just then
the graveyard’s caretaker approaches the group. Someone in the crowd asks him
if he has an explanation for the music.
“Oh, it’s nothing to worry about” says the caretaker. “He’s
just decomposing!!”
Have a fangtastic day my friends!
<3 Brock V"""V
Extra brownie points: When you get what this photo is
referring to, comment!
