Good morning my Phoenix peeps! We made it to Friday, so it’s
time for Friday Funnies!
I am going to apologize to everyone in advance if the
following joke offends anyone. It’s never my intent. This one was just too
funny not to share, whether you liked him or not. (and I'm not saying what camp
I'm in)
George W. Bush is visiting a primary school and he visits
one of the classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and
their meanings. The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the
discussion of the word "tragedy."
So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a
tragedy. One little boy stands up and offers: "If my best friend who lives
on a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks
him dead, that would be a tragedy."
"No," says President Bush, "that would be an
accident."
A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus
carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be
a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explains the exalted leader.
"That's what we would call a great loss."
The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President
Bush searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an
example of a tragedy?"
Finally at the back of the room, little Johnny raises his
hand. In a quiet voice he says: "If Air Force One carrying you was struck
by a missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic!" exclaims President Bush, "That's
right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says the boy, "because it sure as
hell wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident
either."
Gotta love Little Johnny! LOL
Have a fangtastic Friday my dear ones!
<3 Brock V"""V
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