Good morning Phoenix! It’s Sunday, and I figured we could
all use some funnies today in preparation for the celebrations later this week
(and family drama for some). For those of you outside the US that don’t have
this holiday, feel free to join in and celebrate with us, or regale us with
tales of your own family celebrations that have gone awry with funny stories!
The Taylor's were proud of their family tradition. Their
ancestors had traveled to America with the Pilgrim Fathers on the Mayflower and
had been present at the first Thanksgiving. They had included Congressmen,
successful entrepreneurs, famous sports people and television stars.
They decided to research and write a family history,
something for their children and grandchildren. They found a specialist
genealogist and writer to help them. Only one problem arose - how to handle
Great Uncle Jefferson Taylor who was executed in the electric chair.
The writer said she could handle the story tactfully. When
the book appeared the section about Jefferson read:
Great Uncle Jefferson Taylor occupied a chair of applied
electronics at an important government institution, he was attached to his
position by the strongest of ties, and his death came as a great shock.
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery
store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock
boy, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?'
The stock boy answered, 'No ma'am, they're dead.'
Have a fangtastic day everyone!
<3 Brock V"""V
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