• Do-It-Yourself Coffins by Dale Power. I can see maybe building one for a pet, but for your dear ol’ Grandma? I don’t think so.
• How To Disappear Completely and Never Be Found by Doug Richmond. Hard to take advice from an author that misspells the word disappear, not once, but 7 times. It covers things like procuring new paper documents and faking suicide. It’s also about 20 years out of date.
• Dating for Under a Dollar: 301 Ideas by Blair Tolman. If your significant other has this book, my advice is to ditch the cheapskate.
• The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas by Morgan Hastings. You gotta read the Amazon reviews on this. *smh*
• Treat Your Own Neck by Robin McKenzie. All I can say is exercise caution if you try out this one.
• The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide to Field Identification by Julian Montague. Really weird. Imagine stray herds of shopping carts grazing on parking lots. There’s also photos of stray cart sightings.
• Royal Knits: Designer Knitting for the Monarchy and Monarchists by N. McGuire. Learn how to knit your own outfits worthy of Buckingham Palace. There’s a pattern to knit a replica of the St. Edward’s Crown and slippers that look like the Queen’s beloved Corgis.
• Bombproof Your Horse by Rick Pelicano. Although it is true that horses spook easily, bombproofing is a bit drastic, don’t you think?
• How to Avoid Huge Ships by John W. Trimmer. Why do we need this you ask? Apparently, an old sea Captain was tired of running over pleasure boats.
• How to Shit In the Woods, 3rd Edition: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art by Kathleen Meyer. I’m not shitting you. This book exists. One of the reviewers said he wound up shitting himself in the car after trying to follow the techniques presented.
So - what's the silliest book you've ever seen or read? Have a fangtastic day my friends! <3 Brock V"""V
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