Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day.
'Yes,' came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, 'I've bought her a belt and a bag.'
'That was very kind of you,' Jim added, 'I hope she appreciated the thought.'
Tony smiled as he replied, 'So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now.'
Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to
surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, at a very smart jeweler’s
shop.
The jeweler inquired, 'Would you like your girlfriend's name engraved on it?'
Roger thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, 'No, instead engrave "To my one and only love".'
The jeweler smiled and said, 'Yes, sir; how very romantic of you.'
Roger retorted with a glint in his eye, 'Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again.'
I’m sure Tony and Roger had nice funeral services the following week.
Don’t forget to wish Aric and Carys a Happy Birthday!
Have a fangtastic day my friends! <3 Brock V"""V
The jeweler inquired, 'Would you like your girlfriend's name engraved on it?'
Roger thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, 'No, instead engrave "To my one and only love".'
The jeweler smiled and said, 'Yes, sir; how very romantic of you.'
Roger retorted with a glint in his eye, 'Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again.'
I’m sure Tony and Roger had nice funeral services the following week.
Don’t forget to wish Aric and Carys a Happy Birthday!
Have a fangtastic day my friends! <3 Brock V"""V
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