BB 2/5/16

Good morning Phoenix and welcome to Friday Funnies! TGIF! In honor of the new Barbie dolls announced and now available, here’s some more ideas for new Barbies:

• Biker Barbie ...complete with leathers and tattoos
• Homeless Barbie ...complete with stolen K-Mart shopping cart
• Crash Test Barbie ...comes with car and brick wall
• Divorce Barbie ...includes the house, the car, and half of Ken's belongings
• LAPD Barbie ...comes with two nightsticks, in case one gets broken subduing a suspect. Taser also available.
• Werewolf Barbie ...normal doll, except under a full moon
• Lion Tamer Barbie ...lion is included; Barbie's head is not
• Rastafarian Barbie ...she has dreadlocks and ganja, mon!
• Trailer Trash Barbie ...complete with double wide trailer home
• House Wife Barbie ...dressed in ratty, old housecoat; comes with dirty laundry and sink full of dishes

What ideas do you have for another new Barbie doll?
Enjoy your weekend!<3 Brock V"""V