May 11
Good morning Phoenix! Happy Mother's Day to all our fans - whether you are a mother, act like one, or are just a mother to fur babies. It's your day and we celebrate and honor you!
Pop Culture Trivia for May 11, 2014
1980 - Bob Marley died from lung cancer.
1980 - Bob Marley died from lung cancer.
Joke of the Day:
A guy says, "Doc, you gotta help me. Every time I fart, it sounds like, "Honda."
The doctor says, "You say, 'Honda?'"
"No," the guy says. "My farts do."
So, the doctor says, "OK, open your mouth," and looks inside.
After about two minutes, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, I can't help you, you need to go see a dentist."
The guy says, "Why a dentist?"
The doctor says, "Because you have an abscessed tooth."
The guy says, "What the hell does that have to do with my condition?"
The doctor says, "Well, didn't you know? Abscess makes the farts go Honda!"
A guy says, "Doc, you gotta help me. Every time I fart, it sounds like, "Honda."
The doctor says, "You say, 'Honda?'"
"No," the guy says. "My farts do."
So, the doctor says, "OK, open your mouth," and looks inside.
After about two minutes, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, I can't help you, you need to go see a dentist."
The guy says, "Why a dentist?"
The doctor says, "Because you have an abscessed tooth."
The guy says, "What the hell does that have to do with my condition?"
The doctor says, "Well, didn't you know? Abscess makes the farts go Honda!"
Quote of the Day:
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
Random Daily Factoid:
There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
The selection of beautiful places to visit will return tomorrow. For today, enjoy Mother's Day!
Have a fangtastic day everyone! Brock
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