Good morning Phoenix! It's hump day - we're one day closer to the weekend. Got any good plans? It's Mother's Day weekend also, so honor the mothers in your life.
Pop Culture Trivia for May 7, 2014
1992: The 27th Amendment to the Constitution, prohibiting mid-term Congressional pay raises, was ratified.
1994: Edvard Munch's painting, The Scream was recovered a few months after it had been stolen.
1999: During action against Yugoslavia, NATO jets mistakenly bombed the Chinese embassy in Belgrade, killing three and injuring 20.
2000: Vladimir Putin was inaugurated as Russia’s president.
1992: The 27th Amendment to the Constitution, prohibiting mid-term Congressional pay raises, was ratified.
1994: Edvard Munch's painting, The Scream was recovered a few months after it had been stolen.
1999: During action against Yugoslavia, NATO jets mistakenly bombed the Chinese embassy in Belgrade, killing three and injuring 20.
2000: Vladimir Putin was inaugurated as Russia’s president.
Joke of the Day:
► IN PRISON...You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK...You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
► IN PRISON...You get three meals a day.
AT WORK...You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.
► IN PRISON...You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
► IN PRISON...A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
► IN PRISON...You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
► IN PRISON...You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK...You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
► IN PRISON...You get three meals a day.
AT WORK...You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.
► IN PRISON...You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
► IN PRISON...A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
► IN PRISON...You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
Guess this really isn't a joke, is it?
Quote of the Day:
Madness takes its toll. (Please have exact change)
Madness takes its toll. (Please have exact change)
Random Daily Factoid:
The word 'gymnasium' comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means 'to exercise naked.'
The word 'gymnasium' comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means 'to exercise naked.'
Today's Beautiful Place to Visit:
Tulip Fields in the Netherlands. The picture says it all, don't you think?
Tulip Fields in the Netherlands. The picture says it all, don't you think?
Welcome to all our new members, and as always, have a fangtastic day! Brock
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