Good morning Phoenix - happy Tuesday! I'm back with another installment of totally useless trivia, cheesy jokes, bad quotes, and places you have to go and visit! *grins*
Pop Culture Trivia for May 6, 2014
1994: The Chunnel between England and France officially opened.
1999: Scotland elected its first separate parliament in three centuries.
1994: The Chunnel between England and France officially opened.
1999: Scotland elected its first separate parliament in three centuries.
Joke of the Day:
Top Ten Signs Your Amish Teen's In Trouble:
10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.
9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.
8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" makeup.
7. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou sucketh!"
6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."
5. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to disco!."
4. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks.
3. Uses slang expression: "Talk to the hand, cause the beard ain't listening."
2. Was recently pulled over for "driving under the influence of cottage cheese."
And the number 1 sign that your Amish teen is in trouble:
1. He's wearing his big black hat backwards.
Top Ten Signs Your Amish Teen's In Trouble:
10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.
9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.
8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" makeup.
7. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou sucketh!"
6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."
5. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to disco!."
4. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks.
3. Uses slang expression: "Talk to the hand, cause the beard ain't listening."
2. Was recently pulled over for "driving under the influence of cottage cheese."
And the number 1 sign that your Amish teen is in trouble:
1. He's wearing his big black hat backwards.
Quote of the Day:
According to Archimedes' principle, what happens when you jump in a bathtub full of water? Answer: The phone rings.
According to Archimedes' principle, what happens when you jump in a bathtub full of water? Answer: The phone rings.
Random Daily Factoid:
A lion's roar can be heard from more than five miles away.
A lion's roar can be heard from more than five miles away.
Today's amazing place to visit: The Sagano Bamboo Forest is one of Japan's national treasures. It is about a half hour out of the ancient capital of Kyoto and covers a total area of about 15 square kilometers.
There is a walking path that cuts through the bamboo grove making for a pleasant and popular trek. It is one of the most beautiful natural environments in all of Japan, not only because of its natural beauty but also because of the sound the wind makes as it blows through the thick bamboo grove. The sound of culms knocking together and the wind sighing through the upper branches is an extraordinary sensory experience, as is the filtered, moving light and shade.
There is a walking path that cuts through the bamboo grove making for a pleasant and popular trek. It is one of the most beautiful natural environments in all of Japan, not only because of its natural beauty but also because of the sound the wind makes as it blows through the thick bamboo grove. The sound of culms knocking together and the wind sighing through the upper branches is an extraordinary sensory experience, as is the filtered, moving light and shade.
Have you decided where you want to visit?
Have a fangtastic day - Brock
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