Happy Monday morning Phoenix! Hope all who celebrated Easter had a great day with family/friends.
Pop Culture Trivia for April 21, 2014:
1975: South Vietnamese President Nguyen Van Thieu resigned.
1980: Rosie Ruiz was the first woman to cross the finish line at the Boston Marathon. She was later disqualified for cheating.
1995: Timothy McVeigh was arrested in connection with the Oklahoma City bombing.
1997: The ashes of Timothy Leary, Gene Roddenberry, and 22 others blasted into space for the first space funerals.
1975: South Vietnamese President Nguyen Van Thieu resigned.
1980: Rosie Ruiz was the first woman to cross the finish line at the Boston Marathon. She was later disqualified for cheating.
1995: Timothy McVeigh was arrested in connection with the Oklahoma City bombing.
1997: The ashes of Timothy Leary, Gene Roddenberry, and 22 others blasted into space for the first space funerals.
Joke of the Day:
A man went to England on a trip and met a woman there, they grew to like each other enough for her to come to America with the man on his flight home. When they got back to America the man said, “I would like to show you an American pastime: baseball.”
So the next day the man took her to a baseball game. The first man came up to the plate and hit the ball to right field and got to first base, the next man bunted the ball and got to first base, and the third man came up to the plate and got walked. The man said, “Are you understanding this game?”
The woman answered, “Yes, but what I don't understand is why the thrower hurls the ball at the first man and he hits it. Then he hurls the ball at the second man and he taps it and runs to where the other man was standing. And then the third man, this is the part I don't understand, the thrower hurls the ball and he just stand there, and he hurls the ball at him again and he just stands there, and he hurls the ball at him again and he just stands there, and he hurls the ball at him again and he just stands there then he just walks to the place where the other man was standing.”
Then the man says, “Well that is because he has four balls.”
The woman says, “Poor thing! He couldn't run if he tried.”
A man went to England on a trip and met a woman there, they grew to like each other enough for her to come to America with the man on his flight home. When they got back to America the man said, “I would like to show you an American pastime: baseball.”
So the next day the man took her to a baseball game. The first man came up to the plate and hit the ball to right field and got to first base, the next man bunted the ball and got to first base, and the third man came up to the plate and got walked. The man said, “Are you understanding this game?”
The woman answered, “Yes, but what I don't understand is why the thrower hurls the ball at the first man and he hits it. Then he hurls the ball at the second man and he taps it and runs to where the other man was standing. And then the third man, this is the part I don't understand, the thrower hurls the ball and he just stand there, and he hurls the ball at him again and he just stands there, and he hurls the ball at him again and he just stands there, and he hurls the ball at him again and he just stands there then he just walks to the place where the other man was standing.”
Then the man says, “Well that is because he has four balls.”
The woman says, “Poor thing! He couldn't run if he tried.”
Quote of the Day:
It's all to do with the training: you can do a lot if you're properly trained. - Elizabeth II
It's all to do with the training: you can do a lot if you're properly trained. - Elizabeth II
Random Daily Factoid:
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
The prank contest is over now. Thanks to those that entered! The MBPhoenix staff will begin voting for the best prank, so stay tuned to see it played out! In the meantime, here's a prank that went terribly wrong....
Have a fangtastic day everyone! Brock
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