Monday, April 14, 2014

4.14.14

Good morning Phoenix! Monday has come back around to bite us in the butt - so here's some trivia and funnies to get you through the day.
Pop Culture Trivia for April 14, 2014
1828: Noah Webster copyrighted the first edition of his dictionary.
1865: Abraham Lincoln was assassinated by John Wilkes Booth.
1912: Titanic hit the iceberg that would sink her the next morning.
1969: In a record breaking night at the Academy Awards, a tie between Katherine Hepburn and Barbra Streisand resulted in the two sharing the Best Actress Oscar and Hepburn broke the record as the only actress to win three Best Actress Oscars.
2002: Hugo Chávez returned as president of Venezuela after being forced out of office two days previously.
2003: Abu Abbas, the leader of the terrorist group Palestine Liberation Front when the group hijacked the liner Achille Lauro, was captured by U.S. forces in Iraq.
2010: An explosion in the Eyjafjallajokull volcano in Iceland results in a volcanic ash plume in the atmosphere over northern and central Europe. Air travel in the region is halted for several days.
Joke of the Day:
A woman is just getting out of the shower when the doorbell rings. Her husband, heading to the shower himself, asks her to see who's at the door, so she wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands her next-door neighbor, Rob.
Before she can say a word, Rob says, "I'll give you $500 dollars to drop that towel that you have on." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of him.
He looks for a few seconds, hands her $500 dollars, and leaves.
Excited about her earnings, the woman puts the towel back on and runs upstairs. Her husband yells out from the shower, "Who was that?"
"It was Rob from next door," she replies.
"Great," the husband says. "Did he say anything about the $500 dollars he owes me?”
Quote of the Day:
As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero, he no longer is. George Carlin
Random Daily Factoid:
The first toilet being flushed in a motion picture was in the movie Psycho.
Today's prank is a goodie - gives the next people that replace the carpet something to think about!
Have a fangtastic day!  Brock

  • Chris Walker Smith *laughs* I did something similar on a wall that I put mirror tiles up on. A special message written in the black glue used to put them on.... *snickers* If I recall, it said "fuck you". *dies laughing*

  • Cathy Hunter Lmao.....I love the joke!!! Poor lady...she had a good thing going!

  • Nicole Portalatin Maultsby Lmao I would so do this.

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