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Pop Culture Trivia for April 24, 2014
1953: Winston Churchill was knighted by Queen Elizabeth II.
1990: The shuttle Discovery blasted off with the Hubble Space Telescope.
1953: Winston Churchill was knighted by Queen Elizabeth II.
1990: The shuttle Discovery blasted off with the Hubble Space Telescope.
Joke of the Day:
3 Irish monks have passed all tests, except for one. It is the test of purity. So the other monks tie bells to their dicks and put them in a room with a naked chick. She dances in front of the first one, and, sure enough, he goes 'ding-ding!'
"Go take a cold shower, now!" she commands, and he goes to take a shower. So she dances in front of the next one, and, after a couple of minutes, he goes 'ding-ding!'
"Go take a cold shower with your brother!" she yells, and he leaves. Now she goes to the last one, dancing in front of him. He doesnt ring. The woman nods.
"Good, you've passed. Go take a shower with your brothers."
"Ding-ding!"
3 Irish monks have passed all tests, except for one. It is the test of purity. So the other monks tie bells to their dicks and put them in a room with a naked chick. She dances in front of the first one, and, sure enough, he goes 'ding-ding!'
"Go take a cold shower, now!" she commands, and he goes to take a shower. So she dances in front of the next one, and, after a couple of minutes, he goes 'ding-ding!'
"Go take a cold shower with your brother!" she yells, and he leaves. Now she goes to the last one, dancing in front of him. He doesnt ring. The woman nods.
"Good, you've passed. Go take a shower with your brothers."
"Ding-ding!"
Quote of the Day:
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. George Burns
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. George Burns
Random Daily Factoid:
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
This prank guarantees to be a messy one...
Have a fangtastic day my friends! Brock
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