Afternoon Phoenix! I'm a little late with the post today... but I had a good reason. *grins*
Pop Culture Trivia for April 11, 2014
1945: Allies liberated Buchenwald concentration camp.
1968: President Lyndon B. Johnson signed the 1968 Civil Rights Act.
1981: President Ronald Reagan returned to the White House after he was shot in an assassination attempt.
2007: Science-fiction writer Kurt Vonnegut died in New York City at age 84.
1945: Allies liberated Buchenwald concentration camp.
1968: President Lyndon B. Johnson signed the 1968 Civil Rights Act.
1981: President Ronald Reagan returned to the White House after he was shot in an assassination attempt.
2007: Science-fiction writer Kurt Vonnegut died in New York City at age 84.
Joke of the Day:
A large dog walks into a butcher's shop with a purse in its mouth. He puts the purse down and sits in front of the meat case. "What is it, boy?" the butcher asks, joking around with his customers. "Want to buy some meat?"
"Woof!" barks the dog.
"Hmm," says the butcher. "What kind? Liver, bacon, steak--"
"Woof!" interrupts the dog.
"And how much steak? Half a pound, one pound--"
"Woof!" says the dog. The amazed butcher wraps up the meat and finds the money in the dog's purse.
As the dog leaves, the butcher decides to follow. The dog enters an apartment house, climbs to the third floor, and begins to scratch on the door. With that, the door swings open and an angry man starts shouting at the dog.
"Stop!" yells the butcher. "What are you doing? That's the most clever animal I've ever seen!"
"Clever?" counters the man. "This is the third time this week he's forgotten his keys!"
A large dog walks into a butcher's shop with a purse in its mouth. He puts the purse down and sits in front of the meat case. "What is it, boy?" the butcher asks, joking around with his customers. "Want to buy some meat?"
"Woof!" barks the dog.
"Hmm," says the butcher. "What kind? Liver, bacon, steak--"
"Woof!" interrupts the dog.
"And how much steak? Half a pound, one pound--"
"Woof!" says the dog. The amazed butcher wraps up the meat and finds the money in the dog's purse.
As the dog leaves, the butcher decides to follow. The dog enters an apartment house, climbs to the third floor, and begins to scratch on the door. With that, the door swings open and an angry man starts shouting at the dog.
"Stop!" yells the butcher. "What are you doing? That's the most clever animal I've ever seen!"
"Clever?" counters the man. "This is the third time this week he's forgotten his keys!"
Quote of the Day:
A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff. George Carlin
A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff. George Carlin
Random Daily Factoid:
It is illegal for tourists to enter Mexico with more than 2 CD's!
It is illegal for tourists to enter Mexico with more than 2 CD's!
This prank is an oldie but a goodie.... *grins* Simply requires jello!
Have a fangtastic Friday, and don't forget to enter the contest! Brock
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