Good morning Phoenix! Happy Hump Day! Halfway to the weekend. How do you plan to spend it?
Trivia for today:
Happy Birthday Washington DC! District of Columbia was established on this day in 1790.
Happy Birthday Washington DC! District of Columbia was established on this day in 1790.
Joke for today:
A businessman returns from the far east. After a few days he notices stange growth on his penis. He sees several doctors. They all say: “You've been screwing around in the Far East, very common there, no cure. We'll have to cut it off.” The man panics, but figures if it is common in the East they must know how to cure it. So he goes back and sees a doctor in Pakistan.
The doctor examines him and says, "You've been fooling around in my country. This is a very common problem here. Did you see any other doctors?”
The man replies, “Yes a few in the USA.”
The doctor says, "I bet they told you it had to be cut off."
The man answers, "Yes!"
The doctor smiles, nods, "That is not correct. It will fall off by itself."
A businessman returns from the far east. After a few days he notices stange growth on his penis. He sees several doctors. They all say: “You've been screwing around in the Far East, very common there, no cure. We'll have to cut it off.” The man panics, but figures if it is common in the East they must know how to cure it. So he goes back and sees a doctor in Pakistan.
The doctor examines him and says, "You've been fooling around in my country. This is a very common problem here. Did you see any other doctors?”
The man replies, “Yes a few in the USA.”
The doctor says, "I bet they told you it had to be cut off."
The man answers, "Yes!"
The doctor smiles, nods, "That is not correct. It will fall off by itself."
Quote of the Day:
When I first came to Facebook I thought STFU was a university. Then I figured out y'all are just mean.
When I first came to Facebook I thought STFU was a university. Then I figured out y'all are just mean.
Random Daily Factoid:
Humans blink over 10,000,000 times a year.
Humans blink over 10,000,000 times a year.
Daily Adrenaline Junkie Rush:
Disclaimer: Once again – these activities are not endorsed by Phoenix. Phoenix is not liable for any injuries, etc that occur should you decide to partake in any of these activities.
Barefoot skiing: This is water skiing behind a motorboat without the use of water skis. Barefooting requires the skier to travel at higher speeds than conventional water skiing (30-45 mph). The necessary speed required to keep the skier upright varies by the weight of the barefooter. It originated in Winter Haven, Florida.
Equipment required: Feet and a boat.
Disclaimer: Once again – these activities are not endorsed by Phoenix. Phoenix is not liable for any injuries, etc that occur should you decide to partake in any of these activities.
Barefoot skiing: This is water skiing behind a motorboat without the use of water skis. Barefooting requires the skier to travel at higher speeds than conventional water skiing (30-45 mph). The necessary speed required to keep the skier upright varies by the weight of the barefooter. It originated in Winter Haven, Florida.
Equipment required: Feet and a boat.
Have a fangtastic Hump Day everyone! Brock
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