Good morning Phoenix – it's Thursday, and we're another day closer to the weekend! Hang in there – it's just around the corner!
Trivia for today:
On this day in 1955, Disneyland opened in Anaheim, California.
On this day in 1955, Disneyland opened in Anaheim, California.
Joke for Today:
''My God! What happened to you?'' the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast.
''I got in a tiff with Riley.''
''Riley? He's just a wee fellow,'' the barkeep said, surprised. ''He must have had something in his hand.''
''That he did,'' Kelly said. ''A shovel it was.''
''Dear Lord. Didn't you have anything in your hand?''
''Aye, that I did -- Mrs. Riley's left boob.'' Kelly said. ''And a beautiful thing it was, but not much use in a fight.''
''My God! What happened to you?'' the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast.
''I got in a tiff with Riley.''
''Riley? He's just a wee fellow,'' the barkeep said, surprised. ''He must have had something in his hand.''
''That he did,'' Kelly said. ''A shovel it was.''
''Dear Lord. Didn't you have anything in your hand?''
''Aye, that I did -- Mrs. Riley's left boob.'' Kelly said. ''And a beautiful thing it was, but not much use in a fight.''
Quote for Today:
Hooray for most things! -- George Carlin
Hooray for most things! -- George Carlin
Random Daily Factoid:
Every second, Americans collectively eat one hundred pounds of chocolate.
Every second, Americans collectively eat one hundred pounds of chocolate.
Daily Adrenaline Rush:
Disclaimer: None of these activities are endorsed in any way by MBPhoenix. We are not liable if you get a wild hair crossways and decide to try any of these stupid stunts.
Disclaimer: None of these activities are endorsed in any way by MBPhoenix. We are not liable if you get a wild hair crossways and decide to try any of these stupid stunts.
Ghost Hunting: You have to believe in ghosts, at least a little bit, to engage in this activity. Assuming that you can overcome that mental barrier, there is a lot of fun fear to be experienced by going ghost hunting in the areas of the country that are reported to be most haunted. Whether you do this with a group or in some form of alternative urban exploration may determine how frightening you actually find this activity to be. Just imagine being alone inside of an abandoned hotel that is supposed to be haunted and suddenly hearing or seeing the very things that others have said are ghosts. It’s a cheap thrill at the very least. Unfortunately, getting too serious about this activity can end up costing you money in the end because you’ll find yourself wanting advanced “ghost tracking” equipment.
Have a fangtastic day everyone! Brock
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