Happy Sunday Phoenix! Hope you all have a nice relaxing day. I plan to! *grins*
Trivia for Today:
On this day in 1969, the Apollo 11 crew lands on the lunar surface. Six and half hours later Neil A. Armstrong would step onto the surface speaking the famous line, "That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." Edwin E. Aldrin, Jr. joined him a few minutes later.
On this day in 1969, the Apollo 11 crew lands on the lunar surface. Six and half hours later Neil A. Armstrong would step onto the surface speaking the famous line, "That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." Edwin E. Aldrin, Jr. joined him a few minutes later.
Joke of the Day:
A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with murdering a garbage man with a chain saw."
From the back of the courtroom a man shouts, "You lying bastard!"
"Silence in the court!" The judge turns to the defendant again and says, "You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel."
"You tightwad!" blurts the spectator.
"Quiet!" yelled the judge. "You are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill."
"You cheap son of a... " the spectator starts to shout.
The judge thunders back, " I will hold you in contempt! What is the reason for your outbursts?"
"I've lived next to that lying bastard for 10 years now, but do you think he ever had a tool when I needed to borrow one?"
A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with murdering a garbage man with a chain saw."
From the back of the courtroom a man shouts, "You lying bastard!"
"Silence in the court!" The judge turns to the defendant again and says, "You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel."
"You tightwad!" blurts the spectator.
"Quiet!" yelled the judge. "You are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill."
"You cheap son of a... " the spectator starts to shout.
The judge thunders back, " I will hold you in contempt! What is the reason for your outbursts?"
"I've lived next to that lying bastard for 10 years now, but do you think he ever had a tool when I needed to borrow one?"
Quote of the Day:
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. George Carlin
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. George Carlin
Random Daily Factoid:
Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women.
Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women.
Daily Adrenaline Junkie Rush:
Disclaimer: These activities are not endorsed by MBPhoenix, and we assume no liability if you are silly enough to try these activities.
Disclaimer: These activities are not endorsed by MBPhoenix, and we assume no liability if you are silly enough to try these activities.
Riding the Edge Coaster: The Edge Coaster goes around the edge of the building while riders are locked onto a rail seat. Fasten yourself in a two seat platform with a control lever that tilts the platform down up to 55 degrees and takes you around the edge of the Crown Regency Hotel & Towers 38th floor while you enjoy the spectacular view of the city. You can do this in Cebu City, Philippines.
Have a fangtastic day! Brock
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