Good morning Phoenix and welcome to Tuesday's version of "This is Your Life" – LOL Have a great day – we survived Monday.
Trivia for Today:
On this day in 1991, Milwaukee police find human body parts in the apartment of Jeffrey Dahmer. He admitted to killing and dismembering 17 men.
On this day in 1991, Milwaukee police find human body parts in the apartment of Jeffrey Dahmer. He admitted to killing and dismembering 17 men.
Joke for Today:
A young, innocent couple goes on their honeymoon. They get naked and jump into bed, but neither knows what to do. Eventually, they decide to rub their noses together. After awhile, they decide to rub their toes together. Finally, they begin to rub their hips together.
Suddenly, the man jumps up and runs to the bathroom. After several minutes, he returns to the bedroom, looking scared.
"What happened?" asks his bride.
"I don't know," he replies, "but something curdled my urine!"
A young, innocent couple goes on their honeymoon. They get naked and jump into bed, but neither knows what to do. Eventually, they decide to rub their noses together. After awhile, they decide to rub their toes together. Finally, they begin to rub their hips together.
Suddenly, the man jumps up and runs to the bathroom. After several minutes, he returns to the bedroom, looking scared.
"What happened?" asks his bride.
"I don't know," he replies, "but something curdled my urine!"
Quote for Today:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
George Carlin
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
George Carlin
Random Daily Factoid:
A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans.
A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans.
Daily Adrenaline Junkie Rush:
Disclaimer: MBPhoenix does not endorse these activities, and is not responsible if you decide to try some of these crazy stunts.
Disclaimer: MBPhoenix does not endorse these activities, and is not responsible if you decide to try some of these crazy stunts.
Zip-Lining: consists of a pulley suspended on a cable, usually made of stainless steel, mounted on an incline. It is designed to enable a user propelled by gravity to travel from the top to the bottom of the inclined cable by holding on to, or attaching to, the freely moving pulley. Zip-lines come in many forms, most often used as a means of entertainment. They may be short and low, intended for child's play and found on some playgrounds. Longer and higher rides are often used as a means of accessing remote areas, such as a rainforest canopy. Zip line tours are becoming popular vacation activities, found at outdoor adventure camps or upscale resorts, where they may be an element on a larger challenge or ropes course. The jungles of Costa Rica, Florida, Puerto Vallarta, and Nicaragua are popular destinations for zip line enthusiasts.
The world's biggest (length and height) zip line was built by action sports athlete Mike Wilson in January 2012. The zip line was permitted for 1 month by the FAA, and was 4,970 feet wide, and almost 2,500 feet high. This was also the first manmade terminal BASE jump in the United States.
Have a fangtastic day! Brock
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