Friday, October 16, 2015

BB 10/16/15



Good morning Phoenix family and friends! TGIF! And the Halloween countdown continues…..

Speaking of countdowns, here’s a good top 10 for you:

Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex

10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go back at it again.
8. The stranger you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave it to you.
6. Person you are with doesn't fantasize you're someone else, you already are.
5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last nine months.
4. If you wear leather and chains, no one thinks you're kinky.
3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning from over-indulging.
1. If you don't get what you want at one place, you can always go next door to get more!

I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween...

Three vampires went into a bar and sat down.
The barmaid came over to take their orders. "And what would you, er,
Gentlemen like tonight?"
The first vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood."
The second vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood."
The third vampire shook his head at his companions and said, "I will have a glass of plasma."
The barmaid wrote down each order, went to the bar and called to the bartender, "Two bloods and a blood light."

Have a fangtastic day my friends! Consider yourselves hugged!
<3 Brock V"""V


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