June 29
Good morning Phoenix! Wakey, wakey…. Only one more day till we get all the details on Mat and how he winds up mated! So – let's have some more trivia.
The Ozark people located in Central America believed placing the dried tongue of a turtle dove in a loved one’s house would persuade him or her to marry.
Some tribes in central Asia held that a bride’s hymen should be broken not by her husband, but by her maternal grandfather. If he was not willing or alive, a cousin from her mother’s side was responsible to perform the task.
Eskimos would bring their brides to a priest for divine deflowering.
Eskimos would bring their brides to a priest for divine deflowering.
Joke of the Day:
A fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife, "We have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings, we put on our jackets; Bell 2 rings, we slide down the pole; Bell 3 rings, we're on the trucks. From now on, we're going to run this house the same way. When I say Bell 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say Bell 2, I want you to jump into bed. When I say Bell 3, we're going to make passionate love."
The next night, the fireman comes home from work and yells, "Bell 1!" His wife takes off her clothes.
"Bell 2," and his wife jumps into bed.
"Bell 3," and they began to make love.
After two minutes, his wife yells, "Bell 4!"
"What's Bell 4?" the husband asks.
"More hose," she replies, "you're nowhere near the fire!"
A fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife, "We have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings, we put on our jackets; Bell 2 rings, we slide down the pole; Bell 3 rings, we're on the trucks. From now on, we're going to run this house the same way. When I say Bell 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say Bell 2, I want you to jump into bed. When I say Bell 3, we're going to make passionate love."
The next night, the fireman comes home from work and yells, "Bell 1!" His wife takes off her clothes.
"Bell 2," and his wife jumps into bed.
"Bell 3," and they began to make love.
After two minutes, his wife yells, "Bell 4!"
"What's Bell 4?" the husband asks.
"More hose," she replies, "you're nowhere near the fire!"
Quote of the Day:
The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.
The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.
Random Daily Factoid:
Cats sleep for 70% of their lives.
Cats sleep for 70% of their lives.
Great Place for a Getaway:
We can all agree that giraffes are cool. But to have one join you at your table? Now, that’s a selling point, at least for Nairobi, Kenya’s Giraffe Manor.
We can all agree that giraffes are cool. But to have one join you at your table? Now, that’s a selling point, at least for Nairobi, Kenya’s Giraffe Manor.
Guests staying at this old-world hotel must be comfortable with the local, long-necked residents who have the run of the place. The spotted animals stick their noses next to diners in hopes of a snack and can reach your bedroom window without much of a stretch.
Have a fangtastic Sunday! Brock
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